Eric Castanheira

El Guapito Cakador

very goox looking

person 1: someone left a thick log in the toilet
person 2: must be the handsome shitter Eric Castanheira

by I've been spotted hehe January 29, 2021

Eric Castanheira

decorated his house with carrots

hi my name is Eric Castanheira and i decorated my house with carrots

by I've been spotted hehe January 29, 2021

Uncle Eric

A super chill old man who is wise and cool at the same time

Wow he is such a uncle Eric

by Corianis February 12, 2021

Cottonwood Eric

When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.

Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”

Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”

Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”

by Tipdock April 25, 2021

erics straight

Cap

erics straight is cap

by Obesebeast69 May 2, 2021

Pulling an Eric

When you can’t fight the throb anymore so you have to leave the function and bust one.

“Hey Shuggs left the function, said he had a family emergency”

“Nah Shuggs is pulling an Eric, he does this all the time”

by CatinDaHat69 May 31, 2023

Eric Willbert

Eric Willbert is the worst discord shitpost to ever exist. Willbert is a far right extremist who is openly racist and homophobic but is also a narcissist because he literally sucks Winston Todd's cock. Willbert never takes anything serious and continues to larp on dumbasses because of his lack of compassion and understanding. Eric Willbert has a youtube channel with a total of thirteen subscribers where he posts mediocre content when he feels like getting validation from internet strangers. To this day he's rumored to be in multiple far right fringe servers, and a few hockey servers where he annually supports his only attribute.

Eric Willbert is a fucking faggot!

by CharlieMcAvoy'sBurner June 26, 2022