Tipdock's definitions

Devil's Bathtub

When you pass out drunk in the tub and shit yourself.

I woke up thinking I was being cooked in a giant tub of watered down chili and then realized I shit the tub after I passed out. It smelled awful and burned in my orifices like I was taking a bath in the Devil's Bathtub.

by Tipdock May 31, 2017

Brazilian Blowdart

When you suck a fart out of a willing participant's asshole and vurp the fart/vomit combo in to your targets face

That asshole at the hockey game wouldn't shut up so my girlfriend and I gave him a Brazilian Blowdart.

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Polish Depth Charge

While someone is wearing a free diving mask, the act of gently inserting the snorkel in to your asshole and shitting down the tube.

I had my mask on and was putting on my swimfins when suddenly the skipper gave me a polish depth charge. I nearly choked to death.

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Vasectomy Van Gogh

When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.

If you are impotent anyway, give yourself a vasectomy Van Gogh to shut that stupid bitch up.

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Pringles Challenge

Eating pringles from the can but the can is shoved up someones ass in downward dog position.

Hey man, you done the Pringles Challenge?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO!?

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Snoop Lion

Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.

Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.

"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."

"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"

by Tipdock January 15, 2013

Kentucky show boat

The act of a man deficating into a persons mouth then proceeding to have sex with said mouth with said feces still in it.

As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."

"He wanted to give me a Kentucky show boat and I said yes because I thought he was offering me jumbo popcorn chicken."

by Tipdock June 5, 2012