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Cottonwood Eric

When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”

Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”

Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
by Tipdock April 25, 2021
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erics straight

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Eric Willbert

Eric Willbert is the worst discord shitpost to ever exist. Willbert is a far right extremist who is openly racist and homophobic but is also a narcissist because he literally sucks Winston Todd's cock. Willbert never takes anything serious and continues to larp on dumbasses because of his lack of compassion and understanding. Eric Willbert has a youtube channel with a total of thirteen subscribers where he posts mediocre content when he feels like getting validation from internet strangers. To this day he's rumored to be in multiple far right fringe servers, and a few hockey servers where he annually supports his only attribute.
by CharlieMcAvoy'sBurner June 26, 2022
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Eric Parrish

The coolest motherfucker in history. If you have this name, you are likely of a scottsman and british decent, and that's wicked. That's practically the recipe for Vikings, like, jesus.
by Ebic August 16, 2022
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Eric Agnew

The ability to see all bullshit that lying, narcissistic, conceited, and/or evil people attempt to make others believe is the truth.
Dude, you're a fucking hateful, evil, lying and disrespectful little bitch, I can Eric Agnew right through your bullshit, how many times do I have to tell you "you can't bullshit a bullshitter" so just give up already, get over it, you lying little bitch.
by Cakencock August 24, 2022
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ERIC NIKODIN

someone who dresses nice. likes men and when he walks in the room the men swoon for him. He pulls all the men
Wow your such an eric nikodin
by yourpsuedoym May 6, 2022
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eric zhu

i cool guy that likes ur mom and yeah
hes tall and likes soccer and valorant lol
wow look at him hes such an eric zhu
by aksdjfh sdsdfsdf April 7, 2022
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