squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.

Bro I did the squatch position last night

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.

“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

the default position

When a girl wants to fuck but she’s a noob.

hey you tryna fuck?? yeah but i’m a default so we gotta do the default position

by thatdefaultdoe August 17, 2018

Cute Position

Pillow under arse, legs over shoulders. Shrink the fanny, better dicking.

This position is best enjoyed raw.
Cute by name, raw by nature.

By J.Cute

Hey Nick, have you tried the Cute Position?

by The Irish fuck February 15, 2019

brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.

Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.

by Stivchik June 9, 2018

positive disruption

A currently trending phrase thrown around in the business community, particularly the technology sector. Intended to refer to the ability to manage change in a positive way, it instead comes off douchey and pretentious.

Billy-Bob was the kind of manager who embraced positive disruptions at his workplace.

by raistlinsghost June 26, 2019

Aussie position

It’s when a women spreads her legs on a servo counter with vegimite spread on her vagina while a man eats the vegimite off her down under region making it wet. he then proceeds to force a can of Vb inside her pussy.

Friend: mate you look rooted what happened?
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.

by BIG RIG JOSH November 9, 2019