Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.

As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Plastic

Another word for condom

Dude i need a plastic

a what
a condom
nigga they made out of latex

by Blvnco May 13, 2025

fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.

'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'

by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023

Plastic Ravioli

A latex sheath to put over the penis covered in an oily substance.

Mario says: use a Plastic Ravioli before Intercourse

Luigi says: put a lasagna in her oven

by Ari_StarStuff August 18, 2023

plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023