SmashTheState's definitions

whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.

Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023

Going feral

Dropping out of domesticated society and living off the land, with or without other people.

As soon as I learn to start fire without matches, I’m going feral.

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023

perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 30, 2023

micropuke

To puke a very small amount

I micropuked like 3 grains of rice last night.

by SmashTheState June 7, 2023

Lonelyposting

Posting about or inspired by loneliness. Like hornyposting but not necessarily sexual.

Dude you ok? I saw your lonelyposting on Facebook and I’m worried about you.

by SmashTheState June 20, 2023

anarcho-autotrophy

Anarcho-autotrophy is the radical synthesis of anarcho-primitivism and anarcho-transhumanism. Anarcho-autotrophs believe that consuming other organisms is unjust and that, since we have the ability to edit the human genome, we must then change ourselves to become autotrophs. This also negate our reliance upon agriculture and even hunting-gathering. As such, anarcho-autotrophy is also anti-civilization.
No, I am not joking.

Anarcho-autotrophy is the most radical form of anarcho-veganism

by SmashTheState June 27, 2023

tradboy

A tradboy is a tradwife femboy. A male who presents as a traditional female. Likes wearing frilly dresses and skirts, may also be a malewife.

That tradboy is so attractive but they don’t want to show it.

by SmashTheState June 28, 2023