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The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.
The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.
Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?
Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.
Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.
Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.
Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.
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