morting's definitions

ert

opposite of inert, moving.

person 1: "stop moving that chair it's gonna be ert soon"
person 2: "genuinely what the fuck does "ert" mean"

by morting September 5, 2025

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025

Long and Fast Paced Environment

corporate speak for a 1:00 PM to 1:00 AM (12 hours) and overworked environment for employees

random employee: "this is a long and fast paced environment"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"

by morting September 5, 2025

proob

1) a pro who's disguised as a noob, acting like a noob by using a plain new account, like those tsb roblox youtubers who act like noobs then wreck toxic people.

2) verb:
proobing / to proob
the process of a pro making a new plain account to act like a noob then wreck toxic people.

1) please invite him, he's a proob at CoD!
2) I'm gonna proob and then make toxic people report me

by morting September 5, 2025

number 3

rocket engine shit, jet stream piss, projectile vomit. basically it.

kid: i gotta go!!!
mom: which one? 1, 2-
kid: number three!!!
mom: there's no thing such as a number thre-
kid: *does a number 3 infront of the mom*

by morting September 5, 2025

clubstep monster

those cool asf structures from popular rhythm indie game geometry dash!!!

yo look at this clubstep monster

not now I'm busy
fym busy you're just sitting there cuh

by morting September 5, 2025

Aa

australopithecine version of "hey"

person 1: Aa
person 2: what

by morting September 5, 2025