Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)
by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022
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person 1: you need to study hard, stop being unproductive on TV shows, you need to do homework.
person 2: ok, I promise I'm gonna get a stapler straight about my homework.
person 2: ok, I promise I'm gonna get a stapler straight about my homework.
by A Marker Lover February 4, 2026
Get the get a stapler straight mug.When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.
Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler
by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026
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