cornusthe4th's definitions

Wisconsin Willy Stamp

When 3 or more men tie their penises together (usually with a rubber band), dip them in a bucket of paint, and slap a woman across the face with them.

Frank: Yo I just gave my girl a Wisconsin Willy Stamp
Gerbert: what the fuck is that

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.

Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Austrian Areola Ripper

When a man tears a woman's areola/s off using his teeth and swallows. This usually results in a lawsuit or two.

Frank: just gave gloria an austrian areola ripper
gerbert: why am i here
gloria: he did

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Danish Dick Destroyer

When a woman rips your penis off via her teeth and proceeds to use the ripped off cock as a dildo.

Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE GAVE ME A DANISH DICK DESTROYER (again)
Gloria: Free dildo!

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Norwegian Nostril Spunker

When you spunk into someone's nostril/s, causing them to release a snot rocket and spew it all back out.

Frank: gave my a girl a norwegian nostril spunker yesterday it was messy
my girl: true

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026