11:59:82747813PM Dec 31, 2020

The current time right now.

person: hey did you know that it’s 11:59:82747813PM Dec 31, 2020?
person 2: it’s W H A T ? !

by AmNow January 7, 2022

59

A fucking 7 teacher with super shiney bald head.

The sunlight reflected on 59's head made me blind.

by Mymamaisgay November 9, 2019

1:59 Club

A term used to describe members of the opposite sex, that are the “least attractive” yet still bangable if nothing else presents itself prior to last call. With a typical last call being at 1:50 am and bar closing at 2am, those still on the hunt at 1:59am must make their final choices. Those chosen are official members of the 1:59 Club.

“Yo, what about her? Nah man, she’s in my 1:59 Club at best...”

“Ugh...that guy...he is sweet and all, but def 1:59 only.”

by Buster Highamen November 16, 2019

59'd

Having sexual relations with a person in a wheelchair. If you look at the handicapped sign in restrooms, it looks like a five. So, similar to the 69, this would be the 59, and you're fucking a dude in the wheelchair.

Me: Tbone, did you hear that Scooter took Margaret out and wined her, dined her, and 59'd her?

Tbone:. You been 69'd her?

Me:. Nah that freak is in a wheel chair .He 59'd her.

by TheCav August 15, 2019

I.S. 59

One of The most ghetto queens schools. Would Not recommend as a middle school. Mad treeshes, fights almost everyday, bum ass teachers, weave always in the hallway when there’s a girl fight, mad dykes, but we always find a way to get lit.

Bro what school you going to? I might go to I.S. 59.

by 59 reader May 17, 2020

World 59

A virtual world often referred to in video games where homosexuals/transgenders/outcasts often gather together in order to further their un-worldly views and/or engage in sexual activities with multiple parties.

After work tonight do you wanna try out World 59 and have some fun?

by TheUnknowns October 15, 2020

2:59

i think no one likes me

i think 2:59 is a great time

by Dontknowdontcarehaha April 16, 2023