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Marijuana having the effect of making a person forgetful and mildly mentally retarded, much like the very amiable, yet admittedly slow, Forrest Gump.
Amos: Do you get the sense this healthcare reform proposal is going to screw the middle class?
Andy: I wish I had a crazy room with a little door that led to a chocolate room with a chocolate river, like Willy Wizonka."
Amos: You been smokin that Gumpweed dude.
Andy: Word
Andy: I wish I had a crazy room with a little door that led to a chocolate room with a chocolate river, like Willy Wizonka."
Amos: You been smokin that Gumpweed dude.
Andy: Word
by TheCav August 15, 2009
Get the Gumpweed mug.It's a derivative of "throwing someone under the bus". But, it's harsher, deeper, and more direct.
You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.
You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.
Bill: Dude, you threw Bob under the bus in the sales meeting today because we didn't hit goal.
Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!
Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!
by TheCav July 22, 2010
Get the Bus fucked mug.Having sexual relations with a person in a wheelchair. If you look at the handicapped sign in restrooms, it looks like a five. So, similar to the 69, this would be the 59, and you're fucking a dude in the wheelchair.
Me: Tbone, did you hear that Scooter took Margaret out and wined her, dined her, and 59'd her?
Tbone:. You been 69'd her?
Me:. Nah that freak is in a wheel chair .He 59'd her.
Tbone:. You been 69'd her?
Me:. Nah that freak is in a wheel chair .He 59'd her.
by TheCav August 15, 2019
Get the 59'd mug.A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".
Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.
Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.
Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.
by TheCav August 16, 2019
Get the Vag-abond mug.The sudden urge to utterly swear off weed after going without for several days due to deviation from your normal, weed ensconced routine.
Me: Yo, Tbone, I've come to realize I may not be making the best choices for my personal health. I'm off the weed man. Hanging up my Spurs.
Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?
Me:. Well, I mean...
Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?
Me:. Well, I mean...
by TheCav January 14, 2018
Get the Sobernoia mug.Tbone: My special lady friend thinks that because I find her attractive and she is my soul mate, that she knows exactly how to please me.
Me: You think she's right?
Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
Me: You think she's right?
Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
by TheCav February 3, 2020
Get the Jerknique mug.Tbone: I didn't drink anything but I got so high I couldn't drive home.
Me: Word? How'd you get home?
Tbone: Called a specialty service for stoners. Called a Duber.
Me: Word? How'd you get home?
Tbone: Called a specialty service for stoners. Called a Duber.
by TheCav April 2, 2020
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