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henry fu

she is the beautiful girl in the world, she is always very crazy and quite weird. She likes inappropriate stuff and makes dirty jokes she never says the word 'no' and will always give boys chances. this is because she is low key a slut she is extremely bubbly and loves making new friends. she will always feel bad for no apparent reason. She is ALWAYS on her computer playing video games and watching anime bc what a weeb! she thinks she isn't sporty, but sports is in her blood. She is probably on of the most fit person you have ever known!

she is great at languages, especially chinese, and is a very social person. She never cares about how she looks and rarely showers. When she does shower, she does it well bc scrub scrub motherfucker. She is very beautiful but doesn't think highly of herself and is very insecure.

She is always very generous and always gives rather than accepts gifts. She is absolutely amazing at singing and dancing. she loves ballet. Music is her life. She will be a person who plays many many many instruments. She is very rich and comes from a great family who respects god, even though her family preaches and believes she doesn't really believe or care. even though she does because she is a seriously devout christian. amen. She can be very mean but you gotta love her! She is EXTREMELY brave and loves everyone! Literally everyone. She is the love of my life. I love you henry. I know you're reading this my hunny bunny
side hoe #1: hey are you dating henry fu
main hoe: yeah back off slut
side hoes #1-100: ok fine whatever

side hoes #1-100: listens to "someone like you" on repeat
by Stormmmmmm May 21, 2018
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fu man chop

A fu man chop is a combination of a fu man chu and chops.
Matt is rocking the fu man chops to show off his amazing butt chin.
by BaberahamLincoln May 23, 2018
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Kung-Fu Fire Palm

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.
He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.
by Drahky96 October 17, 2023
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Dumb Fu

When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
by joe995 January 7, 2024
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Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.
by Punky K January 21, 2024
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Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.
Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.
by David14 April 6, 2023
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Fu Hao

Fu Hao, an unassuming, brilliant young man destined for prosperity, greatness and widespread renown. Despite obvious physical beauty and the female attention it brings, Fu Haos are aloof to women. They love Chess, Minecraft and dogs. They hate mean people and fancy clothes.
Wow, that Fu Hao is 8 moves ahead of everyone. He dominated the Chess Tournament. Women want him and Men want to be him.
by CocaineBear99 April 10, 2023
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