BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

Nut Break

Similar the heart break, but you regain the ability to breathe and function immediately after you nut. When you feel sad, just remember this saying....Nut hard, nut fast, nut first, nut last.

I had a serious case of nut-break when the girl I hung out with 5 times stopped called me back. I had to nut before I could go to work just to function. I had a case of nut break, not heart-break.

by roundeyemcgee April 13, 2021

Gabbas nut

A sticky green semen trail that comes out of the asshole hairs

I have gabbas nut because I’m a 5 year old underdeveloped alien stripper

by Verysloppywaffle April 14, 2021

Poo Nuts

When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D

Much love x

Person 1: Hey! Did you know
Person 2: Poo Nuts.

by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021

Nuts

Go do your homework kid, you know what it is.

Person 1: Hey man, what are nuts?
Person 2: Dude im trying to draw, please go away.

by rottingr.oadkill April 18, 2021

Big nuts

Cool person
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Happy birthday big nuts.

by iamaPineapples May 13, 2021

Monkey Nuts

“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models

“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it”

by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021