roundeyemcgee's definitions

Mushroom Juice

Mushroom juices are what construction workers sometimes call bodily fluids that are present on their anuses in between various cups of coffee.

I smelled that coffee and my asshole was already covered in mushroom juice.

by roundeyemcgee January 10, 2020

incelry

The general statements and acts committed by incels.

When I posted on facebook a video of my daughter playing the the guitar, Tory the incel said "I've never played guitar, but if I learned I could give her lessons in a few weeks for a price". Tory is a notorious incel who suffers from deep cognitive biases resulting in an unpalatable personality. His actions can only be property defined as incelry.

by roundeyemcgee September 17, 2020

Methkini

A methkini, is a combination of tattoos and staph sores.

I thought I saw a beautiful woman in a swim suit, but as I got closer I realized she was just wearing a methkini.

by roundeyemcgee September 15, 2021

Donk-Quake

A very disproportionately large ass on a tall woman with an otherwise regular build.

She got her hands on her hips and the ground start to shake... Its a donk-quake, what what? donk-quake

by roundeyemcgee June 25, 2018

bangtirement

bangtirement is what you find a guy with money to bang so that you can escape the workforce

Laura was tired of her 9 to 5 so she went into bangtirement.

by roundeyemcgee August 22, 2022

thotluck

A thotluck is an event where loose woman are eating a lot of food.

Shaniqua and latifa had their home girls over for a barbeque. They were talking about how all men are trash. There were no tongs to flip the meat but it was okay because at a thotluck everybody has fake nails.

by roundeyemcgee August 26, 2022

gawktopus

A woman who has given bj's to 8 guys at a time.

Did you see the gawktopus in the back room? She was giving blowies to 8 guys.

by roundeyemcgee May 1, 2022