a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
Get the plastic cowboy mug.1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick
Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"
by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023
Get the plastic dull knife mug.A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.
"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"
by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023
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Get the Digesting Plastics mug.An individual whom will complain about players kneeling during the national Anthem while sitting on their sweating, couch-swallowing ass during the national Anthem when they are at home and nobody's looking.
Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.
Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.
"Did you hear Billy-Bob-Carl-Danny-Frank yesterday? He kept going off about how unpatriotic and Unamerican those players were for kneeling during the national anthem, but he was sitting on his ass during it and drinking beer while wearing his baseball cap."
"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."
"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."
by FrabjusMuckery October 9, 2023
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Get the Plastic mug.Someone who doesn’t know shit about a sports star or team but just follows their hype but doesn’t know shit about them
Person 1: “Hey look it’s a plastic fan”
Person 2: “How do you know”
Person 1: “He thinks Anthony Joshua would beat Tyson Fury
Person 2: “How do you know”
Person 1: “He thinks Anthony Joshua would beat Tyson Fury
by bigjimmy68 April 7, 2020
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