Danger noodle

A snake

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

Dangerous Dragon

When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.

That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.

by River Otter November 2, 2020

Danger Noodle

A snake

I love danger noodles.

by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020

White Danger Flakes

Another term for the fearsome white stuff from our skies. SNOW! They are feared by those not prepared for their fall but yet enjoyed by children.

Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John

Friend 1: What's wrong? You look stressed.
Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the

weather looks bad.
Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!

by Noremac1981 January 2, 2021

Danger biking

To ride the handle of a knife

I went danger biking at the weekend

by Dick chease February 26, 2021

Stranger danger

When you sit on both hands until they go numb. You then use one to masturbate while putting the other in your ass.

Man I think I need to stop watching porn. Last night I pulled a stranger danger and got poop on my keyboard.

by Biggersexier March 3, 2021

Danger Noodle

A cute noodle that gets the boops
Also known as a snake.

p1: Oh no its a DANGER NOODLE

p2: You mean a snake?

by Redditor1019 March 11, 2021