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This occurs when an individual has a dry spell or never had sex at all. When they do eventually have sex, they smile so big it looks like the big awkward grin on a jack of lantern.
Girl 1: "How was last night?"
Girl 2: "Great until he started to have a Pumpkin Sexface. I didn't know if I should finish him or put him on the front porch."
Girl 2: "Great until he started to have a Pumpkin Sexface. I didn't know if I should finish him or put him on the front porch."
by Noremac1981 June 4, 2017
Get the Pumpkin Sexface mug.Another name for a electronic vaporizing cigarette. Combines Fag the English term for cigarette and pipe as it does look like one. Also known as a douch flute
by Noremac1981 June 13, 2017
Get the Fagpipe mug.Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.
Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.
by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020
Get the Dick Beacons mug.Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.
Guy 1: How did the presentation go?
Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.
Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.
Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.
Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.
by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020
Get the Dick Beacons mug.This is the nickname for the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020. Cause really no time in history has there been more of an obstacle for a guy to get laid.
Man I can't remember the last time I banged. I mean the Cock Block Supreme just keeps going and going.
by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020
Get the Cock Block Supreme mug.This is when a person is performing oral sex on a male and because they are skittish just work the knob of the penis.
Friend 1: How was the blowjob?
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in
the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in
the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!
by Noremac1981 December 23, 2020
Get the Knob Gobblin mug.They/Them 1: this themstrural cycle is awful. I can't wait for it to run it's course
They/Them 2: this what?
They/Them 1: oh it's the best way to say menstrual cycle.
They/Them 2: But you were born a guy
They/Them 2: this what?
They/Them 1: oh it's the best way to say menstrual cycle.
They/Them 2: But you were born a guy
by Noremac1981 February 26, 2023
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