A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.
Amy: What’s up?
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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It's variant of PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST .
It's variant of PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST .
by THOTenkopf August 11, 2018
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Origin:
The head or brain, as in He's not all there in the upper story. This expression transfers the literal sense of a higher floor in a multistory building to the top portion of the human body. Richard Bentley used it in A Dissertation on the Epistles of Phalaris (1699), where he compares a man with "brains ... in his head" to a man who has "furniture in his upper story."
Origin:
The head or brain, as in He's not all there in the upper story. This expression transfers the literal sense of a higher floor in a multistory building to the top portion of the human body. Richard Bentley used it in A Dissertation on the Epistles of Phalaris (1699), where he compares a man with "brains ... in his head" to a man who has "furniture in his upper story."
1. There is something wrong with her upper storey!
2. Sorry for that man, My upper storey is not great right now.
2. Sorry for that man, My upper storey is not great right now.
by sharerainbows March 9, 2023
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What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
Get the Upper-decker Double Blumpkin mug.Dude, your mom finished me off last night and I punched her right in the face. You could say I showed her the upper peninsula knockout.
by Shlobonmyknob June 16, 2023
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by Biggiereds June 22, 2023
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I’m talking to Tommy on the phone and I must have said 10 times, well Tommy I gotta get going! He ignores this and says “oh yeah! and one thing I wanted to tell ya quick was…BLAH BLAH!”
That Tommy dude is a BAD HANGER-UPPER!!!
That Tommy dude is a BAD HANGER-UPPER!!!
by Tluv777 January 17, 2023
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