builtforspeed's definitions

Coronacancelled

When a cool event is cancelled due to concerns about the spread of Coronavirus.

I can’t believe the NCAA Coronacancelled March Madness!

Dude I know! That sucks!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Coronacoup

A pandemic virus invented by Millennials and Gen Zers to rid the world of Baby Boomers.

Goddamn those Baby Boomers! They’re totally fucking up our future!

If only there were a way to stop them, like a supervirus that only attacks old people.....

Yes! We can turn this virus into a Coronacoup!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

COVID-20

After the Baby Boomers are killed by COVID-19, the new strain of coronavirus that will be released by Millennials and Gen Zers is COVID-20, intended to kill off their parents’ generation so that no one can stop them from taking over the world.

COVID-19 rocked! Those Baby Boomers were fucking everything up for our future!

Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Coronahoarder

Someone who attempts to conquer the uncertainty of the Coronavirus by hoarding common household goods, such as toilet paper.

Wow I’m really freaked out about this whole Coronavirus thing....

Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!

That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Get to 270

A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.

Outstanding idea......but what’s the plan to get to 270?

by builtforspeed November 4, 2020

Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.

So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.

by builtforspeed October 14, 2020

ODF

Online Dating Fatigue: when you’ve tried and tried, and all you end up with are assholes or bitches.

Allison went in on a 90-day man detox because she was suffering from a nasty case of ODF

by builtforspeed October 14, 2020