Devil's Crumble

Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.

Jim, did you shower before your date last night?

No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!

by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020

Devils Pinwheel

the action of when someone has a seizure and begins to spew out a amalgamation of vomit, piss, diarrhea, jizz, mucous, and viscous ear wax from the appropriate holes and high speed. Proceeded with the spinning being so powerful the person drills them self through the earth without injury from even the heat of the earths core ending when the person has reached the other side of the earth.

Tony did a Devils Pinwheel last night and destroyed Malaysia.

by artificium April 27, 2020

Devils Carpet

When a female had a good amount of hair on her pubic area.

I was really munchin' on that devils carpet man.

by TAAAAYTAYYYTOT November 7, 2020

Devil's Eggplant

🍆... you know what it is

That is a mighty nice devil's eggplant you have there!

by TheSlangMaker April 14, 2017

devil spit

Spitting in your loved ones face after tongue-punching their rosebud in an act of intimacy.

I was going to ask him after sex if we were boyfriend and girlfriend, but then he hit me with the devil spit and removed all doubt!

by DonkeyTonguePunch April 22, 2017

Devil's Bathtub

When you pass out drunk in the tub and shit yourself.

I woke up thinking I was being cooked in a giant tub of watered down chili and then realized I shit the tub after I passed out. It smelled awful and burned in my orifices like I was taking a bath in the Devil's Bathtub.

by Tipdock May 31, 2017

devil's delicacy

The nickname for using bodily fluids or waste products that are usually not considered to be used in sex acts. However, some people are into getting their Red Wings, smearing a St. Louis Steamer, taking a Golden Shower, and so on.

Jeb: I don't think I'll play matchmaker for George anymore.
Neil: Why's that, Jeb?
Jeb: He's into some sick sexual stuff. There is not a waste product that comes out of a woman that he does not mix into sex.
Neil: So, his specialty is the devil's delicacy...

by von groovy June 19, 2017