Gay Marriage

The matrimony between two of the same sex. It is the only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

I now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss the groom, and begin your gay marriage. There’s nothing Chuck Norris can do about it.

by Clutterofmass December 5, 2023

marriage

An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone

Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022

Marriage

A relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.

Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.

by Purple11star December 22, 2022

Porn Marriage

When you in a relationship with someone in the adult life or sex worker, and you cool with it and don't give your partner any grief about selling themselves for cash.

I became a regular of ol girl and next thing I knew we was together as a couple and I ain't trip off she sell ass, we in a Porn Marriage.

by DaPunisha187 July 14, 2023

Marriage

The culmination of life and love. Raised right, distance overcome. Unconditional even when tough and strong when faced with our world today. Gleaming oneness in a world so intent on separation.

Look at those guys. With the world how it is today, it is great to see people who are going to have a beautiful marriage.

by YouAreWrongCannonball967 September 21, 2023

Marriaged

marriage married

“What’s yours is mine. What’s mine is yours.”

“That’s marriage, not dating. We aren’t marriaged, so no.”

by Branflavin October 28, 2019

saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020