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Joe

1: The ultimate American nobody. Has an office job, drives a Toyota Corolla, lives in the suburbs, watches Family Guy, you know the drill.

2: A common hook to a punchline, a play on "Yo Mama".
1: Have you met Joe? He tried to break a coffee record.

2: Who's Joe?
by Clutterofmass October 28, 2020
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C-Span

Highly accurate news, showcasing congress, that is super boring.
Why can't more people watch C-Span?
by Clutterofmass March 16, 2019
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woke

The new favorite snarl world of fascists for anything that goes against them. Once meant aware. Can include things such as minority rights (be it based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc.), renewable energy, funding for education, & healthcare to name a few.
Supporting (insert policy the GOP hates) makes me woke? Then call me a chronic insomniac.
by Clutterofmass May 29, 2023
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Thomas

1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
by Clutterofmass February 19, 2023
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Ohio

The hot bed to disperse the rejected remains of whatever failed experiments were conducted by planet Earth. Home of the college who's abbreviation doubles as a rhythm game. Also home to the guy who owns Sonic Jam.
Ohio moment.
by Clutterofmass February 19, 2023
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KOG

Kremlin Occupied Government. You know the conspiracy theorists claiming about countries being taken over by secret Jewish rule called ZOGs (Zionist Occupied Government)? Well this is like that, but instead of Netanyahu, it's Putin.
Reporter: Emmanuel Macron has won the election in France, defeating Marie Le-Pen.
Viewer: Good to know that France has not become a KOG.
by Clutterofmass December 31, 2023
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frogskin

The result of circumcising a frog in your anatomy class
Dr. Marcus: Okay, you can take your frogs out... wait, why do I see some already loose frogskin?
Kyle: I heard the frog was Jewish.
by Clutterofmass February 6, 2024
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