Clean And Safe

Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.

1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates

by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022

Tweaker Cleaning

The act of vigorously deep cleaning something or some place while high or appearing to be high on methamphetamine or other stimulant.

I'm sorry I haven't got back to you about the power drill I have for sale. I started looking for it and ended up tweaker cleaning my entire basement.

by JessLoveAlways November 17, 2020

Clean Kathleen

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family

Clean Kathleen was an attorney and developer.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020

Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.

Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

clean elijah

Me

I’m clean Elijah

by Wolfie the titan February 13, 2021

Kimberly clean

Kimberly is so clean she cleans a clean house.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.

My brand new car is Kimberly clean

by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022

Brand Clean

Not brand new, but brand clean.

I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.

by Sue-Sue-sudio June 16, 2022