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A creamy concoction consisting of vaginal discharge, semen, and saliva. Normally guzzled by one or both partners as a form of fuel before sexual activities.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 4, 2021
Get the Sexy Smoothie mug.When a partner puts a hard food (ex. Baby Carrot, Seeds, clams, Etc) in their mouth and puts their lip to another’s anus. They then proceed to propel the food item into the rectum providing anal pleasures to the receiver.
Tiffany put the grapes in her nightstand, planning to have a fun night of reverse momma birding with Steve.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 13, 2021
Get the Reverse Momma Bird mug.A game involving a freshly baked hot potato and two or more partners. Fresh out of the oven, the pair or group elects one participant to receive the potato first, sticking it fully inside the rectum. An order is established and the potato is passed anus-to-anus until dropped or broken. Whoever had the potato inside of themselves last when the potato breaks or falls must eat the potato in its entirety.
Tired of playing the game soggy biscuit, Timmy and his friends decided to try the hip new game “Louisiana Hot Potato”
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
Get the Louisiana Hot Potato mug.When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.
Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
Get the Smashing The Keyboard mug.A sexual act consisting of 2 partners (one of which being male), 1/3 cups of crushed ice, and a straw. The pair puts the crushed ice into the rectum of one of the partners, quickly followed by the insertion of the penis into said orifice. The male then has to quickly finish into the crushed ice, insert the straw into the anus, and slurp up all the refreshing juices inside.
Garth was working all day under the hot Alabama sun, driven on by the thought of a nice back alley slurpee once his task was fulfilled.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
Get the Back Alley Slurpee mug.A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.
The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
Get the Conjoined Conception mug.A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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