when having sex at the time a person is about to ejaculate the person jumps over the other person and ejaculates semen everywhere mid air.
by dipshitter January 3, 2026
Get the flying children mug.1. Beautiful beings of love and joy
2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager
3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager
3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
1. Oh, children are so sweet!
2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!
3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!
3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
by AM3THYSTG30D3 February 22, 2025
Get the Children mug.Hym "They don't actually give a fuck about the Palestinians but the idea that the women and children AREN'T ACTUALLY OFF-LIMITS is what they are concerned about. And I shouldn't say liberals because it's the same exact thing with the conservatives. They are trying to maintain women and children being off-limits as a principle which is NOT care for other people. And the ones who are FOR the genocide assume that the conflict will stay asymmetrical."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
Get the Women and Children mug.One of the reasons why some people choose to remain virgins for life. Raising children is very expensive, stressful, and frustrating, leaving the parents drained physically, psychologically, and financially. If a couple has 1, they have to put their life on hold for 18 years and 9 months so the child can grow up. If a couple decides to have multiple, their life could be put on hold for even longer depending on the age gaps and how many children they have. By the time the child/children reach adulthood, the couple is either middle aged or borderline elderly in most cases. In other cases, they could still have more after the first one turns 18 if the mom had the first one as a teenager.
I don't want children. Being pregnant, giving birth, cleaning up vomit/waste, middle of the night diaper changes/feeding, putting life on hold, not being able to afford things, dealing with disrespectful teenagers, the tantrums, and letting life pass me by isn't for me. Fuck that. I want to travel and have a life.
by Failurebitch March 7, 2025
Get the Children mug.A term to mean possible children a man may or may not know about outside his official relationships. Usually referring to possible children from One Night Stands or Hookups or Ex-Partners He has lost contact with.
Guy: I have 2 kids, not including Summer Children.
Friend: Summer Children?
Guy: Some 're here, Some 're there.
Friend: Summer Children?
Guy: Some 're here, Some 're there.
by Orginal Geexter June 14, 2024
Get the Summer Children mug.when you pick up pizza with someone else in the passenger seat so you put the pizza in the back seat, sometimes it gets seat belted.
by xokillme June 16, 2024
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