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One of the most dank memes out there. He's used for awkward situations such as when you get caught passing notes in class or when a school shooter finds you hiding in the bathroom.
by Failurebitch December 15, 2017
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by Failurebitch December 5, 2017
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Time of death 6:18 AM 9-8-2021
Cause of death: Cancer
She was an adorable baby girl who loved her family. Her and her family fought hard for to live. When she died, her oldest female cousin was over 200 miles away asleep in bed. When her cousin got up for work that morning, she had a splitting headache on the left side of the brain, but chalked it up to not using her CPAP and to hormones as it was almost that time of the month. Hours later, that same cousin would find out in the middle of her shift that Kiaya had passed away, and start crying.
Time of death 6:18 AM 9-8-2021
Cause of death: Cancer
She was an adorable baby girl who loved her family. Her and her family fought hard for to live. When she died, her oldest female cousin was over 200 miles away asleep in bed. When her cousin got up for work that morning, she had a splitting headache on the left side of the brain, but chalked it up to not using her CPAP and to hormones as it was almost that time of the month. Hours later, that same cousin would find out in the middle of her shift that Kiaya had passed away, and start crying.
Kiaya, you were a really sweet baby. I know that the headache was my body trying to tell me that you were gone.😭
by Failurebitch September 15, 2021
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1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
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