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Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
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UV Express

A white van that contains seating for usually 16 or 18 people. Usually found in the Philippines as an altrnative for the jeepney. It is a point-to-point service that never loads passengers unless it's at its final destination. It is usually airconditioned.
Let's ride a UV Express home.
by LetItRip016 April 6, 2021
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Trinity Railway Express

TRE is short for Trinity railway express is a railroad in texas that has an extreme stan and simp. The simp also simps for DART. He always foams when he sees a TRE. TRE is worse than VRE
man Trinity railway express was ruined by that foamer
by helloguysiamstupid April 17, 2021
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Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids
Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.
by ThePandaRedd August 4, 2022
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Porny Express

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.
Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.
by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022
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Nick Express

If you from da Midwest and want to get hick wasted. 3 shots Captain Morgan, 1 shot Wild Turkey American Honey, top with Diet Mountain Dew with ice.
by BrendanMills July 3, 2022
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2021 Free Expression Awards

A Youtube video that, prior to the removal of the removal of dislikes, had the lowest like/dislike ratio on the entire website, with less than 200 likes and over 53,000 dislikes. For every like on the video, there was approximately 265 dislikes. That's a ratio of about 0.003%.

The extreme hatred of the video comes from the fact that it has Susan Wojcicki, the CEO of Youtube, who is widely hated by everyone on the platform. The removal of dislikes six months after the video was uploaded has been widely perceived as a very hypocritical and pathetic attempt to save face.
Youtube Rewind may hold the record for the most disliked video on Youtube, but the 2021 Free Expression Awards has the worst like/dislike ratio, leaving many users contested as to which video is worse.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022
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