Vision

You will most likely only meet a person named Vision once in your lifetime. The chances of you meeting one is low though. If you do happen to meet someone named Vision, you're pretty darn lucky.

Vision stop picking your nose

by highonpoteneuse April 23, 2022

Woo vision

A group of sigmas.

Random man: Wow it’s woo vision

Random man’s wife: that’s hot I wish you were in woo vision

by Stickymickey147 November 1, 2022

Broso-Vision

The inability for self governance, and steadfast refusal to understand that you are personally the cause of your own misfortune.

"The Burdekin team lost poorly, due to Broso-Vision"

by Gavyn_H November 16, 2022

Vision

The best toaster ever. Didn't deserve to die. I miss him so much.

Still waiting for him and Wanda to say hello again.

"hey what's up?"
"I think i lost my vision"
"yeah you tell me, I lost him 3 times. It sucks"

by mrs laufeyson November 22, 2022

Tunnel Vision

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.

Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.

See also: My way or the highway

"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022

Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.

Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.

by Schilp June 4, 2022

Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.

"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"

by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021