Broso-Vision

The inability for self governance, and steadfast refusal to understand that you are personally the cause of your own misfortune.

"The Burdekin team lost poorly, due to Broso-Vision"

by Gavyn_H November 16, 2022

Vision

The best toaster ever. Didn't deserve to die. I miss him so much.

Still waiting for him and Wanda to say hello again.

"hey what's up?"
"I think i lost my vision"
"yeah you tell me, I lost him 3 times. It sucks"

by mrs laufeyson November 22, 2022

Vision

You'll probably only meet 1 person named Vision in your lifetime, the chances are low I guess. You might never even meet a person named Vision. If you do though, you're pretty darn lucky.

Vision stop picking your nose

by highonpoteneuse April 23, 2022

Vision

You will most likely only meet a person named Vision once in your lifetime. The chances of you meeting one is low though. If you do happen to meet someone named Vision, you're pretty darn lucky.

Vision stop picking your nose

by highonpoteneuse April 23, 2022

meme vision

When you are schizophrenic and see memes in real life, either ironically or unironically.
Basically just another term for schizophrenia.

Guy 1: Yo, did you know Berd has schizophrenia?
Guy 2: lol Berd has meme vision, he sees memes in real life lol

by DoxInABox January 8, 2022

dollar sign visions

Visions of change. For example 100,000,000,13.63. The one with the visions will take the 63 cents.

Almost funny how all her visions had dollar signs in them. They were dollar sign visions.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

Tunnel Vision

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.

Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.

See also: My way or the highway

"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022