Whiskey Tortoise

Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).

"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."

by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013

whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.

Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023

shower whiskey

Drinking your own piss while in the shower.

I can’t wait to drink some shower whiskey!

by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023

whiskey rizz

When you pregame so hard that you have no rizz when you actually show up to the club

Bro 1: I don’t know what’s going on with our rizz bro, we can’t pull tonight.

Bro 2: We got whiskey rizz bro.

by HarmonRabbJR March 12, 2023

whiskey chest

When you drink and your body cant handle the whiskey so it gets pumped into your heart and makes your chest hurt.

I think u got whiskey chest.

by anonymous April 2, 2023

Whiskey

When your doing something outrageous or crazy.

Yo! Your doing that, na u whiskey.

by Worstceejay November 8, 2023

Whiskey click

Making questionable decisions on a device while intoxicated on whiskey.

Q: Did he just raise $100 on a $4 dollar pot?
A: Yes! He either has really good cards or is struggling with whiskey click.

by MastaRiddle January 13, 2024