A Ted Talk

A person that lectures or rambles continuously about their life or supposed subject of expertise.

Is she done having a ted talk, we want to checkout our items

by jondich May 4, 2022

ted hankey

The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.

He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.

by Garren Bell May 12, 2022

Ted

AN AMAZING MAN WITH LARGE MUSCLES AND BALLS THE SIZE OF JUPITER(s) WHO HATES IDOITS

person 1: Ted is muscle
person 2:ye

by BICKDIGGAMINGCOOL2434658 November 7, 2022

ted davis

a mysterious boy who is dedicated to be a hoe, hoe as in getting together with woman

"bro you hear ted got a new woman"

"ted who dawg"
"ted davis"
"damn he a hoe fr he js broke up wit his girl i swear"

by daddymuckbanger2000 November 30, 2022

Ted

A fucking kiddy fiddler. 🤟🏻

Boy:do you know ted

Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day

Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…

by Sexuallyattractedtomyself September 16, 2022

Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.

Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”

by Niki B. January 1, 2022

Pete Teds

Sexy as fuck, the big ding, a champion amongst men. An awesome guy that is fun, sexy and random.

‘I wish I had a Pete Teds’ ‘Pete teds. What a dreamy fucker’

by FunkyGiraffe9 January 17, 2022