jondich's definitions

Bounced Out

Getting fired from or walked out on an job

Jim got bounced out from his cashiering job at Target for repeat no-shows.

by jondich August 20, 2016

Klingon Ghetto Sled

A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.

They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey

by jondich February 7, 2020

Echoing in your jockstrap

looking for their small penis or genitals

Is your penis that small or are you echoing in your jockstrap?

by jondich February 11, 2020

jurisdiction pud-pulling

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty

Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.

by jondich February 28, 2020

Broadchild

A adult-women who acts immaturely and/or idolizes childhood products or hobbies

This lady is a broadchild because she should not be playing with legos at 35 years old.

by jondich February 28, 2020

Legend in their own pants

A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.

Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.

by jondich July 4, 2020

Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 28, 2020