new castle

a shit place to live.

“where do you live?”
“new castle!”
“you’re such a fucking loser”

by ilovenapping July 4, 2022

Castle Square

Has all you ever need in life - Sports Direct, Poundland, Wetherspoons and "Glory hole golf". Use to have Primark and Bonmarche but they left because they were too upmarket for Castle Square.

I do me shoppin at Castle Square. Its got reyt good shops!

by TheWickedBitchIsDead February 14, 2022

Castle Greyskull

When an older woman takes out her dentures and then goes down on you. You then pull out and ejaculate all over her face, then you throw her husbands ashes on her face!!!

I gave Elaine a Castle Greyskull last night and she just wanted more but there were no ashes left now we’ll have to wait until Ash Wednesday now.

by anonymous February 21, 2026