English wallet

An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person

Did you hear about Becky? She has an English wallet…Dave gave her AIDS.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 20, 2023

Wallet Fluid

A person or business that goes back and forth on ripping other people off.

That Vet is very Wallet Fluid becuase they always change their prices on pet care.

by jondich February 10, 2023

stoma wallet

The other prison wallet

When Jimmy went in he filled his wallet and his stoma wallet to the brim.

by Stoma wallet December 21, 2023

Betsy's Wallet

A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.

Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!

Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.

by nocharge May 15, 2023

kebab wallet

The large hanging lips of a vagina resembling the kebab meat in a pita bread,..

Fuck me, did you see the kebab wallet in her?...

by Jimmy Blue69 July 30, 2023

Prison wallet

A place to store children.

Zach have got all the children in his prison wallet.

by King albert III October 6, 2023

velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021