I love spongebob!
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SpongeBob. No more. No needed context. It’s your childhood, and mine. If you haven’t watched it, then your parents couldn’t afford cable, or you live under a rock. Oh, sorry Patrick!
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021
Get the SpongeBob mug.Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:
1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.
6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".
And many more.
Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.
By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.
6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".
And many more.
Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.
By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!
Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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He is square
He is a sponge
He is not a bob
But he's name is SpongeBOB
(That's not an inside joke by the way.)
He lives in a PINEAPPLE
Squidward hates him
And that's all.
He is square
He is a sponge
He is not a bob
But he's name is SpongeBOB
(That's not an inside joke by the way.)
He lives in a PINEAPPLE
Squidward hates him
And that's all.
Spongebob is a mf God.
by D w e e b May 27, 2021
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Get the spongebob spaceship rodeo mug.You look a lot like Tom hanks if he had a few small differences for the example say I dunno a circle dick? I guess that makes you a SpongeBob circle dick.
by Gibbon_Lips December 23, 2024
Get the SpongeBob Circle Dick mug.Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.
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