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tp

Short for toilet paper, a cylinder like object made from paper for the sole use of cleaning the anal cavity after removing solid waste from the body. In a dumber version, the stuff you wipe your ass with when you shit so that you don’t have underwear that stinks.

Hey, any more tp left?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 5, 2021

devious lick

A term for when someone steals something from or vandalizes a school. A for some reason, popular trend. They mostly use the same sound, which is some old song from a couple years back

about a guy banging your hoe. From sinks, to buses, nothing is safe.

I just did a devious lick. The school bouta be real mad when they see bus #1000 is missing.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 20, 2021

sheesh

Usually used in a manner of annoyance. Became popular because of the hellhole called Tik-Tok. Can be used in awe, to annoy the guys behind in the bus, and more. Usually is pronounced “shee”
Use 1: Sheesh, that’s insane.
Use 2: Sheesh, Sheesh Sheesh, etc.
Use 3: Sheesh, calm down!
Use 4: Damn, Sheesh moment.

Person 1:Bro, I absolutely destroyed that guy in a 1v1.
Person 2: Sheesh!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 28, 2021

Froggo

What every person who loves frogs calls them. Don’t act like you haven’t seen or heard someone use it. That would be lying to me, and yourself.

Person 1: Oh, cool, a frog.
Person 2: OMG, a froggo!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 28, 2021

Buster

What every cowboy calls anybody. The guys in the bar, the cow breeder, your mum, and everyone in between.

Person 1: What are you doin’ with my steed, buster?
Person 2: Nothin’ sir!
Person 3: He was messing wit Ol’ Bessy, Steve!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 28, 2021

Rick and Morty

If you don’t watch it, don’t act like it, as we know the only joke you know is Pickle Rick, retard.

Bro, did you see Episode 4 of season 5?
Yeah, strangest Rick and Morty episode ever.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021

Man

A lifeform known as a homo-sapien who has male characteristics such as having a pp lol, who’s purpose is to be born, bring joy, reproduce, and die. They typically are stereotyped to have more aggression and worse behavior, but gender, unlike what is typically thought, doesn’t drastically affect these attributes. They also are stereotyped by having small reproductive organs, mainly by women, and occasionally, ironically by themselves. They are seen as inferior by feminists, but both genders are required for the continuation of our species. Males aren’t inferior, and neither are women. Don’t think one is better, you insignificant spec on this dying jawbreaker with a nice hot, core.

Person 1: Dude, why is that man walking like that?
Person 2: Probably drunk out of his mind.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021