Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

Modern Rikes

A proper noun referring to a pedophile or one who has an obsession over little ones. He creates content, hiding the fact that he obsesses over little kids.

"yo modern rikes who do you like?"
"Kids."

by beatmeateater124 July 18, 2024

Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl

a term and title from a chappell roan song. in an interview with capital buzz, chappell says it means "just a girl who is herself, living her life, having a blast in the club! i just think girls who really are so confident in themselves and love the fact that they're like, a freak, and weird." she later says on "bad bitch who is not afraid of anything"

fun fact: from the same interview, she says she got the term from an architectural digest youtube video

person a: emily is so confident and outgoing!
person b: shes a super graphic ultra modern girl

by aqua 2.0 August 2, 2024

super graphic ultra modern girl

What Chappell Roan needs, what every lesbian needs. Hot chick who's fun and exciting.

"my gf is a super graphic ultra modern girl"
"I need a super graphic ultra modern girl like me"
"Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl is my favorite Chappell Roan song"

by randominusII August 2, 2024

Modern day princess

Lauren Boosey

A Modern day princess is Cleaning the house daily and getting gousto deliveries

by Mushaman May 2, 2024

Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.

You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"

by Maxithrilin June 9, 2022

alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.

Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.

by flightfacilities February 19, 2022