Kobey axe is the best basketball player to ever exist. Literally no one on planet earth can guard him. He averages 100 points per game😱😱 bag is extremely deep🥶
by The goat🥶🥶🥵 November 21, 2023
Get the Kobey axe mug.A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.
Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.
Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.
TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.
TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
by Falcon Thunder Fist December 16, 2023
Get the The Battle Axe mug.The thing that musty and smelly people use too cover their smell of trash like take a bath its been 7 years its making you smell worse not better
Jeff: theres the filthy kid who has put on a ton of axe body spray and he smells terrible!
Gabe: i suck di-
Gabe: i suck di-
by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023
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by Stain Moleman August 1, 2023
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My ex wife is trash axing the car so HEAVILY after picking up Oscar from MT. Crumpet I can smell her coming a mile down the road.
by imashitonthesewallsray November 30, 2021
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Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
-dipshit
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Your mom is a Weed-Axe
by Ac3-Music Offical theorist December 15, 2021
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