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Slang for underground/backyard tradition/or anger management classes. or classic codak moment types and derived typically from youngsters while using the bike jumps/skate boards and smoking pot, especially ones who had no parents or parents who did a bad job raising them. Typically not found in the higher class posh antics. And the proper etique. It is the language of the ages. ‘ There is nothing new under the sun; -bible quote- It is An outlawed language. Can land u in prison if used in front of most judges and some police. It’s is a world wide conglomerate of anti-social behaviour and rebellious outbursts of anger and contempt. Can be very accurate. On occasion mathematically sound in a derogatory sense and generally differs or stems from what the Good Lord has already covered in scripture. Expounding in a crude way.
Mate/stoner1: Fk the English dictionary, go urban!!!…
Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…
Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!
Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir
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Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…
Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!
Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir
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by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Urban mug.Someone who can’t win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain “God hates me” realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!
Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!
Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …
Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?
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Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!
Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …
Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?
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by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Loser mug.Jack:- local boy or by trade ./ a jack / jackyboy / lumberjack/ jack of all trades..
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.
Young boy wanted to jump of the roof onto the trampoline again, but wasn’t up to it, so looked for another way down. Upon finding his father’s thin tinned small garden shed near the corner of the house, not thinking more than 3 times and impatient as a youngster is.. leaped…
Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”
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Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”
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by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Dude2: ….Fk it!!!
Later that evening in hospital
Dude: DUDE!!!
Dude2: shutup u Fkn Fuckwitt
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Dude2: ….Fk it!!!
Later that evening in hospital
Dude: DUDE!!!
Dude2: shutup u Fkn Fuckwitt
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by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Fuckwitt mug.Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
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Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
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Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Meat axe mug.When u grow up with a best friend read porn together and think ur the man. Then he alludes to the fact women like large perfect dicks and how much better it would be for them.
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
Wife: I can’t stop thinking about him, I see his face everywhere I go..
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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