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Shurig queef

The act of queefing in a jar and selling it.
John: Dude i bought a shurig queef!
Devon: dude thats great!
by Devon G January 8, 2017
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Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.
"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
queefvaginacameltoecameltoecamel toe
by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011
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Queef Oppression

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.
"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"
by zeezer43 June 26, 2021
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Queef Sheath

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath
by Cerimeadar December 16, 2021
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orangutan queef

when a very hairy woman farts out of her pussy
dude... I was having sex and Stephanie did an orangutan queef
by yoyungsu123 February 2, 2022
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Queef catcher

An individual who puts his/her lips around a woman's vagina as she queefs, effectively catching the queef in their mouth.
Michael was a known queef catcher, he would catch queefs in his mouth from noon to dusk. Daily.
by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005
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Queef

A excessive amount of saltyness and anger after a loss
I got felt queefed when they beat us 100-79
by Army of noobs January 10, 2019
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