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Evolutionary Masculinity Theory

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.
The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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Inferior Female Theory

A derivative of Evolutionary Masculinity Theory. This theory posits that independent, strong women submit to men, who they are more or less oppressing, by accepting the male's sexualized submissive world view, at which point these independent, strong women are living in the image of a male's world outlook as referenced by the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory.
"Did you hear about Khara who is cuckolding her unwilling, disabled, veteran husband deployed in an active warzone? She thinks it's so sexually empowering, but little does she know she is actually validating Inferior Female Theory because he has sexualized his position, thus assuming the dominant role from the bottom and she has submitted to her fate."
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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Dickenfranchised

A sexual outlook that develops in women after multiple experiences with inferior penises (ex: micropenises).
"This is now the fifth 'man' I have dated with a micropenis, I'm afraid I'm becoming dickenfranchised."
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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whoremone

A whoremone is an endocrine signaling molecule released when a Chad's pheromones are detected by the olfactory sensory organs by men, women or others alike. This molecule signals the body that intercourse is about to go down.
Oh my god did you see Brett today? He's got my whoremones all outta whack.
by zeezer43 June 19, 2021
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antigender

One who identifies as no gender and finds the idea of genderism repulsive and counterproductive to the ultimate cohesion of society.
This old white lady asked me what my gender was, so I glared at her and told her I was antigender. Take that you patriarchal sympathizing boomer.
by zeezer43 June 19, 2021
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fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."
by zeezer43 June 19, 2021
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slit privilege

One who has a well proportioned sized vaginal slit whereby all female hygienic products fit them to perfection.
I love that I have my slit privilege because nothing ever leaks past my tampon.
by zeezer43 June 19, 2021
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