Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018

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Rotting Log

A phenomenon where there is a crossover containing Pokey Minch from Earthbound as well as a character from another media that should never (under any circumstances) interact with him.

The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.

"We should totally rotting log with William Afton from Five Nights At Freddy's."

by soyhuman September 3, 2023

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lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole

dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog

by astound legend January 20, 2022

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Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole

Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

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Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.

Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!

by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022

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