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Russellville Truckstop

A sexual experience involving many male truck drivers and a poorly paid male hooker resulting in Anal Herpes, genital warts, and inflammation of lips, tongue and throat.

Formerly known as a “Louisiana Saturday Night” it was rebranded as Russellville Truckstop due to the negative Cajun influence on the male hooker.
Hawt Damn Dave! We done run us uh Russellville Truckstop on Larry in the back of that Big Rig, hustle on over and pick a hole!!!
by Gay4Clents August 24, 2023
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Bayou Hucklebuck

A Bayou Hucklebuck is the act of cramming as many live crawfish in the anus of a gypsy woman and then giving her a stiff ass pounding. The pounding can be done with your cock, fist, garden vegetable or sporting equipment.

I’m nice the deed is done a fifth of MD 20/20 is shared between the two as a term of endearment.
For $20 you can get a Bayou Hucklebuck down on Bourbon street, just show up and as for Kenny and Steve.
by Gay4Clents August 24, 2023
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Recession

A recession is whatever definition democrats choose it to be in order to fill their own narratives.
That Damn Buster Joe said we ain’t in a recession, tell that to my brothers cousin who’s jerking dudes off at the Winn Dixie to make ends meet
by Gay4Clents July 28, 2022
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Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
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Allegan

Allegan, located in Michigan is the birthplace of meth and sexual deviant’s. The county seed is home to Indigent white trash and welfare monkeys. Their local rival to the west is Pullman, a smaller version of Allegan
The nasty bitch Sonny from Allegan let us all run a train on her for a dime bag!!
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
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Shayne

Shayne “with a Y” is your quintessential male Karen. Nothing is ever quite right, except for “shaYne”. He preys on girls with daddy issues, normally fat chics with poor hygiene and harry buttholes.

The male Shayne can typically be found loitering at Waffle Houses, Wal-Marts, Marriott Hotels and low income apartment complexes.
Damn! Did you see that harry-ass fat hoe that works at Waffle House going down on Shayne in the bed of that truck!!!
by Gay4Clents August 26, 2022
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Arkansas Merry-go-round

When a yankee raw dawgs a southern hillbilly finishing with a cream pie. The hillbilly chic then mounts the northerners face riding it like a bucking bronco forcing the dude to east her nasty baby badder.
Dang! Tina gave old boy an Arkansas Merry-go-round after the 4H show at the fair grounds!
by Gay4Clents October 14, 2022
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