1. When a slight misfortune is brought upon somebody because of your own act of hapless existence.
2. Strong smelling perfume or deodorant.
2. Strong smelling perfume or deodorant.
1. Per se, if you are emotionally retarded and are unable to maintain a relationship but have somehow attracted a member of the sex that your sexuality pleases, it is an unfortunate situation for them because they can't actually have you, this situation would be:
Hermoine: "Juan Paulo likes me but I told him that it's not gonna work out or whatever"
Ron: "WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN" (*Ron patiently waits for his time to come soon*)
2. When you walk into someone's personal cloud of axe body spray or somehow this random whore booty at the club has managed to put on enough lady's speed stick to mask the body odor of the entire club as a unit, whore lighting would be striking you, again, because let's face it. We've all been there. And again you would say:
"WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN"
Hermoine: "Juan Paulo likes me but I told him that it's not gonna work out or whatever"
Ron: "WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN" (*Ron patiently waits for his time to come soon*)
2. When you walk into someone's personal cloud of axe body spray or somehow this random whore booty at the club has managed to put on enough lady's speed stick to mask the body odor of the entire club as a unit, whore lighting would be striking you, again, because let's face it. We've all been there. And again you would say:
"WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN"
by Aria Tinkleberry Diddlesbury August 21, 2013
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A joint military attack on the LRA to nullify their presence in Uganda, Sudan, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo; Operation Lightning Thunder.
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Guy 1: "THEY TASTE LIKE FUCKING LIGHTNING!!!"
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