Irishbackrub's definitions

two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

truck stop floss

Truck stop floss: a pubic hair found in a urinal.

These contractors keep leaving truck stop floss in the urinals.

by Irishbackrub May 19, 2017

truck stop bicep

The biceps of a truck stop hooker. The constant pulling motion gives the arms a signature look.

That crackhead has truck stop biceps.

by Irishbackrub January 18, 2017

irishbackrub

When a man's load leaves a four leaf clover stain.

Yo girl, wipe that irishbackrub off your forehead!

by Irishbackrub January 20, 2017

Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.

After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

Albright

Albright: Someone who from affar seems seems offical and by the book but when you work with them you realize they are quirky and cool.

That dude seems like a dick
Naw man he's Albright!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018