noah logic

When someone named noah creates his own logic that has no resemblance at any degree to actual logic and common sense.

Noah logic: I have a headache, I'm going to go play a comp.
Actual logic: I have a headache, I'm NOT going to go play a comp.

by Jay-Shay The One June 13, 2017

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

pokémon logic

Pokémon logic is everything that make sense in the Pokémon Universe.

Person 1: How can Gastly use Ice Punch?

Person 2: That's Pokémon logic, dude.

by Multiverseguy11 August 30, 2016

Dope Logic

Dope Logic is the combination of logically thinking, planning, and making the right moves to reach success and live a dope lifestyle. The term was coined by DopeLogic Records, a hip hop record label based out of Dayton, OH.

Jamie - "Who was that one artist that opened for Wiz Khalifa? He had the crowd going insane"

Chris - "You mean the Dope Logic guy?"

by K-Camo August 28, 2016

Timanese Logic

Believing that shit is true, even when you know it isn't.

Blub, if you retire at 45, you'll be dead by 65 but if you work until you're 70, you'll live until 90 bud! This is Timanese Logic.

by 1/2 a fuck not given October 25, 2019

leap of logic

1. Taking conclusions without enough supporting premises (or even no supporting premises at all)
2. Forcing two irrelevant shits to be related

List of logical leaps:
1. Cocoklogi (non causa pro causa/questionable cause fallacy)
2. Black and white/either-or/false dilemma
3. Being overdramatic (a.k.a. Slippery Slope and Strawman)
4. Argument from ignorance (we don't know X, therefore X is wrong)
5. Hasty generalization

Whoa, both the Left and the Right are the experts of mental gymnastics and leap of logic!

by Sir. B November 20, 2021

Cartoon Logic

AKA Cartoon Physics.

A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.

That's not the entire rule, either; see below.

The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:

*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

> Yes No

*They can't do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

> Yes No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

Yes > No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

Yes > No
*They can't do it.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021