Bob Ross Cult

Also know as the religion of Cult o' thee' Ross, it is a religious internet group of dank memers who worship the 1900's painter Bob Ross.

Bob Ross Cult is a internet religion of Bob Ross worshiping memers.
ex.
Person A: What is your religion?
Person B: Cult o' thee' Ross

by InfinityJKA September 5, 2017

high paul cult

a revolutionary cult made by @rlngoo on instagram including most of the beatles fandom

“have you joined the high paul cult?”

“of course! why wouldn’t i?”

by paulsthewalrus December 2, 2021

columbine vore cult

I’ve never been to this school, but dear god. The Columbine High School Mascot has the fattest ass I’ve ever seen. I would kill to vore his sweet, juicy ass. Every day I walk by and dream of shrinking him done to the smallest size I can, and voring his tasty ass. god, it’s the only thing that I care about anymore. I left my wife because I don’t love her as much as I love the Columbine High School Mascot. Karen, if you see this, I don’t regret my choices.

- columbine vore cult

by kÿle June 6, 2019

Whale Wenus Cult

The Whale Wenus Cult (aka WWC) was a cult that formed from Space Croissant’s Discord server (aka Cult of the Croissants). Space Croissant is known to actively participate in Whale Wenus rituals and ceremonies. The WWC worships the wenus of a whale, the skin part of a whale’s elbow. As of 2020, the Whale God is Lucy and the Whale Jesus is Rubiks. The WWC is known to have a reputation of joking around in Space Croissant’s Discord server and making everyone happy. There is a long history of the WWC warring against mods of the server and also other cults such as the Crab Cult and the Sunnie Cult. Lauren and Happy, honored senior members of the cult occasionally hosts Minecraft livestreams in Space Croissant’s Discord server.

You’ve been wenused.
Get wenused!
Whalecum to the Whale Wenus Cult.
You’re such a segsy whale.

by Space Croissant August 14, 2020

Branch Covidian Cult

An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.

Beware of the Branch Covidian Cult propaganda. The vaccine is a bio-weapon for population control.

by Spiritual-Master March 1, 2022

George Meanian Cult

A cult based off of the glorification of beloved history teacher, George Means. The George Meanian Cult operates within Olympia, Washington, and is said to have published a propaganda line as well, with optional shirts. Slogans include "It is god'oclock" and "God is alive - He's in room 105". The establishment has well over 200 members, broadcasting the faith to most parts of Olympia High School.

"The George Meanian Cult has gained massive popularity"

by Andrew Colley June 24, 2019

Blue Oyster Cult

NYC rock band formed in 1970 by rock svengalli Sandy Pearlman from the ashes of two other NY bands 'Soft White Under Belly' and 'The Stalk Forest Group' Have released some rather good intelligent rock albums including 'Tyranny and Mutation' (1972)
'Cultosaurus Erectus' (1979) and 'Imaginos' (1989) but are best remembered for their 1976 album 'Agents of Fortune' and its international hit single '(Don't Fear) The Reaper'

Eric Bloom is the lead singer for Blue Oyster Cult

by Black Flag February 4, 2004