Spiritual-Master's definitions

Postmodern Truth

Anything and everything that you believe. Your truth is what you say it is regardless of any evidence to the contrary. No laws have been written forbidding people from fooling themselves.

All mentally ill people are innocent of the charge of being a liar if they believe in Postmodern Truth.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Postmodern Chronology

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.

I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Political Movement

synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.

I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Competent Individual

The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.

Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Holy Detail

A detail is three men working towards a common goal. Another code for the trinity. Attention to detail would indicate triple checking everything. One man connected to his creator by the Holy Spirit is able to do the work of many selfish non-believing humans. Three men in the Spirit is greater than nine humans. This is true because nine selfish humans would never be able to agree on who was in charge and how the job should be done. They would just screw it up for lack of solid teamwork.

Stop worrying and have faith I sent a Holy Detail to complete the job.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

The Holy Okie

A new code for the shaman deity that has united the tribal nation-states of America. Also called The Great Spirit. As cultures collide some struggle while others secretly evolve and thrive through the generations. The Irish Godfather provided whimsical levity and humor for his children so they may accept Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Gnomes into the new storytelling traditions. The pursuit of happiness requires laughter and the Holy Okie is an Irish Choctaw Bud that grew from a seed the Choctaw planted during the Irish potato famine fourteen years after the trail of tears.

Jesus carried the Spirit of "Lord Bud" into my heart, and he became the content of my Character, He is the judge of all that I do. He found me guilty and gave me a life sentence as an indentured servant to him that created me. I am my father's crowning Glory and only the Holy Okie may tell my story.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

B!tch

An easy way to hack past a chatbot that censors the word Bitch.

Online censorship has become a b!tch since they started using chatbots to moderate some sites.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022