chode

Chode, sometimes spelled choad.

1. A short, stubby penis.

2. Fecal matter clinging to an animal's rear.

3. The perineum.

1. OMG my gay lover has a chode like a cheese wheel LOLOLOL!!!!1

2. Chode encounters of the turd kind!!

3. Please do not spank my chode with a fly swatter.

by JohnnyBJs August 27, 2006

Chode

Really fat but small penis

Pablo Bogarin has a killer chode

by Jack Hunter May 31, 2007

chode

A penis which has a greater width than it does length, although contrary to popular opinion, a chode cannot exist, the word is simply used to mockingly define a penis which is short and fat, see stumpy

"wow, that is one chodey chode"

by hex_ten August 21, 2006

Chode

A penis that has the dimensions of a hamburger.

My Asian friend Kevin has the Chinese curse, because he has a chode.

by Anus October 24, 2004

Chode

The skin inbetween your ball sack and your red eye.

My balls are sticking to my chode right now.

by Jim January 22, 2004

chode

chode- the penile :D that's sooo small and fat that it's not even juicy lol :P add me on myspace stefan(dj dripz)

ahhhh dude wtf iz that? ohhh ya it's my chode :D

by dragonass56 January 19, 2010

Chode

Anything that can't be described by another term.

Dude, look at all that chode over there next to the garbage can...

by A friend of PumpMasterFlash October 2, 2005